This was on purpose right? No one could miss the mat by this much without doing it on purpose.
(CBS) Michael Jackson impersonator has gone “Off the Wall,” say Michigan police who have charged the 22-year-old with molesting an 11-year-old boy.
Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy said Friday that Ricardo West of Allen Park has been charged with multiple counts of criminal sexual conduct, using a computer to commit a crime and accosting children for immoral purposes.
Worthy says the incidents occurred between March 15 and April 9 at a home in Allen Park, 10 miles southwest of Detroit. She also says sexual contact was made with the victim at the Allen Park Auditorium.
West also worked as a driver for a private bus company that transports children to events.
The real Michael Jackson also battled accusations that he had inappropriate contact with several boys. In 2005, he was acquitted of charges that he molested a 13-year-old child. Earlier, he paid millions to the family of another 13-year-old who accused him of molesting their son. Jackson denied it and no charges were brought in that case.
West is being held without bond in the Wayne County Jail pending an April 26 preliminary examination.
I know this guy is going for authenticity, but at some point you’ve got to draw the line.
Talk about a real life horse lady…or real life horse man…you decide. Anyway this thing goes by the name of Big Mouth and apparently is a big hit on the Philippine version of Got Talent. If Big Mouth came up to me in the street and nayed in my face I’d take off running so fast even if it had its jockey whipping it in the ass to catch up with me I’d still outrun it. I don’t mess with the equestrian folk.
How have I never heard of Lawn Chair Larry before? This guy was cruising at 16,000 feet in an ordinary lawn chair suspended from weather balloons, just kickin’ back with some cold ones taking it all in. I’d be scared shitless thinking I was gonna slip and fall outta that chair to my death. This guy’s got some serious cojones. It’s really a shame he took his own life on my 5th birthday though. If only I had known Larry was going to walk into the woods and kill himself, maybe I would have made my birthday wish that he would someday live to fly again instead of for a new set of Legos…
EDIT: I know this is complicated people, but the link to the original article is hyperlinked to the title of this blog entry.
Should This Girl Go To Jail Also?
Stamford, CT (The Weekly Vice) - Pasquale Mecca, a 57-year-old former security guard at Stamford High School, was jailed Monday after he allegedly bought a female student’s used underwear on multiple occasions.
According to the Stamford Police Department, the incident came to light after a student’s parents questioned how she had acquired a large amount of spending money.
The girl confided to them that Mecca, who has been a security guard for the school since 2001, was buying her used underwear.
Investigators say Mecca admitted that he was buying the student’s underwear and that he had inappropriate contact with her on at least one occasion. The transactions were completed both on and off school grounds - sometimes even during school hours.
Police confiscated several “items” from Mecca’s home which are believed to be associated with the exchanges.
Mecca was booked into jail and charged with sexual assault and risk of injury to a minor. He was released after posting $25,000 bond.
thanks to Mandi Milenko from The Weekly Vice
Waaaait a minute. Granted our friend Pasquale here shows obvious signs of being a complete diddler driving around in a windowless van, shouldn’t this girl get in some trouble for selling her gross ass underwear to him? Who does that? In my opinion she’s just as much to blame as he is for supporting his used panty fetish.
If you have not seen the movie “Taken” with Liam Neeson, well, this case with Allen E. Brown pretty much sums up the entire movie, only in real life. I don’t know how someone could sleep at night knowing they earn a living trafficking humans. Messed up.
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2010/04/jersey_city_pimp_prince_pleads.html
Meet the Meat Molester
Edinburgh, Indiana (The Weekly Vice) - Anthony Coffman, a 28-year-old Indiana man was arrested Wednesday after he attacked several packages of meat - for fear little girls would become “chubby” from them.
According to Edinburgh police, officers responded to 911 calls from a Jay C Food Store Wednesday morning with reports of a man with a knife that was “doing things” with packages of meat.
Investigators say Coffman entered the meat department of the store with a hunting knife and began slashing away at innocent packages of beef.
Slicing the meat wasn’t enough for Coffman; he was seen throwing the products on the floor and pouring dog food on some of the meat to keep it from being resold.
One employee attempted to halt Coffman’s activities but was reportedly threatened with the hunting knife. When he tried to flee the scene, employees tackled and held him down until police arrival.
Coffman later explained his violent behavior to police by saying that he is a vegetarian and believed that god sent him to destroy the meat because it made girls “chubby”. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that Coffman had an argument with his grandmother that may have prompted the incident. It is reported that she was preparing a pot roast. gasp!
Coffman was taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation and then booked into jail on charges of
criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.
thanks to:
Lacy Black
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com
I hate when vegetarians try to push their ways on others who wish to eat meat. You don’t gotta go throw dog shit all over my perfectly good steak dude. I guess he was trying to keep future women skinny though so that’s a plus. The only problem I have with this story is why did this guy have a hunting knife? He says he’s a vegetarian, but this guy looks like he’s a closet butcher. He has the absolute death stare goin’ on in that mugshot.
I don’t know what these employees from Jay C Food are thinking wrestling this guy down. I’m not sticking around while this guy goes on a stabbing spree then eats the corpses. Nah, getting slashed up by a psycho with a hunting blade isn’t my thing.
I just finished watching a documentary on Hunter S. Thompson entitled Gonzo: The Life and Work Of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (seen here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479468/). Although HST is long gone, blasted into the sky via cannon, his spirit and works live on still. This man, a deviant at heart, made an impact on this world that will last into eternity. I included a simple wikipedia link along with this blog, but I recommend doing some more research on HST to see what he was all about. Easily one of the most interesting human beings I have ever known about.
At first I thought this story was definitely bullshit, but after doing some more research on the subject I’m pretty sure this is 100% real. This thing grew 6 cm in one year, and she has another horn starting to grow on the right side of her forehead now. So by my calculations, if this lady lives to be 101 next year, she’ll not only be a spitting image of the devil, she’ll also be the horniest woman alive.
Here’s a link to a past report on a woman who also had a horn growing from her forehead, but decided being horny all the time wasn’t for her, and got it removed.
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-horned-lady.html
PS I don’t blame this lady for getting her horn removed. I mean if I got a damn spike shooting out of my forehead like a rabid unicorn I get that thing checked out ASAP. Period.
